Grab 3 times when make me bitter can't bear character marriage

I had attended 3 wedding, these 3 wedding make me such like a drowned mouse, so that I am determined,whose wedding did not enter this all one's life.
The first wedding is A Mei, a Mei is my good friend, she is the person of romance of sexual love of a day. Before wedding, she discusses with me, if do not have a person,reave her on wedding she feels this wedding is Bai Ju travel simply. Her means lets me grab marriage, my simple minded says to her, I had not played her man. Her leer passes affection to say, she can be in charge of a her man fuddle. Marry in her that day, I looked for head ass, ride on asinine back in that way like Afandi, say to her: Lovely girl, go with me, you will be happy. But this word just said, she looks then already drunk jumped like lion of dead male portrait head, my hold tight come down, hit desperately. This is bridal, let me lie in the hospital a month. And A Mei criterion gets half alive happily in this one month.
The 2nd wedding is the thing after a year. I had matured quite in those days, clear grab marriage this kind of thing is completely immoral. When because this goes,attending wedding I also a bit was not done grab the preparation of marriage. But let me again what expect is less than is, bridegroom pulls me secretly say aside, he does not like this woman, hear I am grabbed marriage have experience quite, hope I can reave her wife. Entreat repeatedly in his below, was full of me what sympathize with a heart to agree eventually. When me systemic a suit of armour is riding donkey to appear when bridal spot again, will attend bridal person all to stay. I say to the bride again: Lovely girl, go with me, you will be happy. Next bridal cuddle come over, take advantage of an opportunity is put on asinine back, place asinine abdomen forcibly, preparing to escape from the spot. Cannot think of, hide in by the plan aside bridegroom jumped out, taking a thicker than other stick to be called toward me, his small arm pulls reoccupy bridal waist, say sweetly: "I am in, everybody is grabbed do not go you. Everybody is grabbed do not go you..
After a certain number of days, I still did not place emergence from inside bridal shadow, at that time two old people search come to ask me to grab marriage, their explanation is, want to be in bridal when to the daughter greatly Surprise (surprise) . Dry what is bad, must give a family such Surprise. I want to refuse originally, but the person that you know to an unemployment is in the home is fun of it doesn't matter but of character, more what is more,the rather that the middleman's fee that they returned brushstroke not to poor. When I ride donkey bluely, donkey does not have a law to command the happy love in him heart simply, buttock top comes bump goes. I enter bridal spot, hearten say to the bride: Lovely girl, go with me, you will be happy. The bride screams: Ah, my matchless hero is being worn eventually multicoloured auspicious cloud will save me. I remind her low-keyly: This is donkey, not be multicoloured auspicious cloud, donkey Liao wears the leg of pork says malcontently: "My net name is multicoloured auspicious cloud. " the bride attacks agreeably all over the face in my bosom: "Take away me, go the remotest corners of the earth goes! " I think one pushs her, clear clear the throat cry: Everybody, I should be grabbed marriage! But, day, the holder that includes bridegroom inside is so drunk that the holder that includes bridegroom inside do not become model. Without method, I was forced to bring back this bride oneself home, after a certain number of days, she became my bride unexpectedly.
Marry in me that day, I am how to look forward to to a matchless hero rides a head to cry " multicoloured auspicious cloud " donkey will grab marriage ah.